User:Chris

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Look, I made a user page for Chris.

Chris likes robots.

Now I am going to click on 'save page' at the bottom.

But before I do that, I will use four tildes to indicate who is typing all this. Cedric 16:22, 1 January 2008 (EST)

Chris wishes he were a robot! Marley 16:24, 1 January 2008 (EST)

I bet if Chris had an alter-ego, it'd be a robot. Nessers 16:28, 1 January 2008 (EST)

The GOP has so far failed in its attempts to create the perfect robotic Republican. The farthest it's gotten is a creepy Republican cyborg, Strom Thurmond. --Chris 16:29, 1 January 2008 (EST)

They are so far behind the Democrats, whose robot John F. Kennedy was a crowning achievement. (Fake man. Great stats.) Nessers 22:29, 1 January 2008 (EST)

C.H.R.I.S.: Cybernetic Humanoid Responsible for Infiltration and Sabotage -- Pog 15:05, 2 January 2008 (EST)

What? It's mandatory. Nessers 13:24, 10 July 2008 (EDT)

Lollerskates! And he didn't get that bod doing no pilates or eating no tofu hippie foods. Nope, it's all-American...beingacthulhoidfishmonsterdemon. Also baseball. --Chris 06:11, 11 July 2008 (EDT)

Yes, truly it must be genetic. After all, look at Chris' love child, who makes an appearance in Episode 8!

Alright, son! Nessers 07:49, 11 July 2008 (EDT)

PRP Rules

This might seem excessive, but I just want to keep all my lizards in a tidy grid, horizontally by color and vertically by weight. (Have you ever tried to find a one-pound blue lizard when they're all just skittering around?)

• You must never have fought for the Spanish crown. I'm sorry, but I don't volunteer my precious time for such people. Note: It seems perfectly obvious to me, but because people keep asking, I'll clarify here that yes, naval service counts.
• Your character must not weigh precisely one hundred and thirty-seven pounds. If your character weighs 137 pounds and you want to join my scene, the least you can do is send in a +request to have your character +eat a +sandwich and maybe +drink a cup of +tea to ratchet it up to 138. I don't think this is too much to ask.
• There will be no NPCs named Laurence. Please stop asking me; it's rude and it's not going to get you anywhere.
• Any references to cheese must be limited to soft or semi-soft varieties. Camembert is okay, as is brie, but please do not bring up cheddar or ask me to include cheddar in the backstory.
• I need the dimensions of your character's kitchen to the nearest inch. Please @mail this to me before the plot starts. Thanks!
• You must ask me "Hey, did you actually think this through?" before the plot starts. Because man, my plots totally blow when I try to make them up on the fly instead of using notes.
• You must be prepared for my plots sucking even if you follow the above requirement. Sorry. :( At least I'll never write a year-long arc about magic overuse as a thinly veiled metaphor for heroin addiction.
• I will never run a plot for a character named Laurence. @naming your character to something else, like Laurie or 'rence, just before the scene is not going to work. Please don't try it.