Talk:Marley Moore

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Contents 1 Merge 2 Pretty songs :( 3 New Quote 4 The Magic Was Inside Him All Along 5 ARSON FTW 6 Marlup 7 Gunbunny ^^ 8 Marley's Motivation 9 Danger! Danger! Makeout imminent! 10 lollerskates 11 Mad Photoshopping Skillz

Merge

I propose we merge this article with Swarley Swalloy. Cedric 11:02, 11 June 2007 (EDT)

I propose you DIE!

Wentworth: Marley has bled on him, jumped over a bar at him, attacked him, glared at him, refused to talk to him, hung up on him, thrown up on his boots, and saved his life. And all that gets her is him saying he loves her. WTF does a girl have to do to get some space!?

This is defamation of character. Wentworth does not love Marley! Wentworth 20:05, 25 July 2007 (EDT)

Dude's got uuuuunnnnnffffff for her. That's almost love. Cedric 21:52, 25 July 2007 (EDT)

And I quote: "I love you too, baby." Or it was something like that. Damn you, scrollback! Marley 21:58, 25 July 2007 (EDT)

"Unlike every other female in town, she is not trying to get in his pants and in fact would rather he kept them on." -- And yet, they are destined to have BABIES together. That should be reflected on the page. Everyone knows it. Deacon 00:18, 5 August 2007 (EDT)

She once told him he had to take all his clothes off. NOW. But he told her he was keeping his underpants on. Wentworth 01:40, 5 August 2007 (EDT)

It's like you people think a hate-hate relationship will someday mature into a pantsless one. Pfft, like that ever happens. Marley 09:55, 5 August 2007 (EDT)

... have you never watched TV? Nifty new invention, magical box shows you other worlds. It always happens! Deacon 13:21, 5 August 2007 (EDT)

Not until sweeps or the last five minutes of the season finale! Marley

Pretty songs :(

But the songs were so pretty, Marley. Why do you hate beautiful things? --Chris 18:49, 10 August 2007 (EDT)

It's kind of my thing. Plus, one of them wasn't even a song, it was just lyrics! The other one I stole from Saint :( --Marley

I demand a Soundtrack section! You can use this! ... and oh. Well, the other one was excellent, but if it came from Saint, then I agree, it's horribly tainted. With STDs. Yeti STDs. Okay, I'm going to go back to work so I can finish, come home, and -actually- RP rather than demanding YT links like Judith demands eclairs. --Chris 19:18, 10 August 2007 (EDT)

Soundtracks are so gay :( I did love that song, though. It was just a little too peppy. And I loveloveloveloved the lyrics to Dangerous Game but that video is so sexy. And Marley is so not sexy. Perhaps someday if I ever add a soundtrack I will say something like:

01. Can't Decide (Scissor Sisters)
This song describes the True Love and incredibly trusting relationship Marley and WhoeverIsStupidEnoughToTryThat share:
         Oh I could bury you alive
         But you might crawl out with a knife and kill me
         When I'm sleeping that's why
         I can't decide whether you should live or die...

^_^ Okay, good point. OMFG PRINTER JAMMED PEOPLE DIE --Chris 20:07, 10 August 2007 (EDT)

"No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?" Wentworth 21:23, 10 August 2007 (EDT)

New Quote

Umm. "I'm in hell. Hell is Marley Malloy." <-- Does that mean Marley finally gave it up to Wentie? Or Tim? Or ... Deacon 14:16, 30 August 2007 (EDT)

Or Deacon? I hope not. Everyone gives it up to Deacon. I'd like to think that Marley Malloy is more choosey than that. Or maybe I should say moore choosey than that, heyo! Cedric 14:21, 30 August 2007 (EDT)

Shudder. Chris 14:35, 30 August 2007 (EDT)

Not EVERYONE gives it up to Deacon! Artie hasn't. (yet) :) Pog 15:06, 30 August 2007 (EDT)

What! No! The only thing Marley gave Wentworth was a knife to the chest! >:( --Marley 15:40, 30 August 2007 (EDT)

She stole from him, too. Knifed him and stole a ring from him. :( Wentworth 21:28, 30 August 2007 (EDT)

It's the only way a girl would ever have gotten a ring from Wentworth, okay? --Marley 23:49, 30 August 2007 (EDT)

...Point. Wentworth 23:56, 30 August 2007 (EDT)

Maybe I should've said 'gotten a ring OUT of Wentworth' hahahahaha. --Marley 07:58, 31 August 2007 (EDT)

She's the only person who's ever been inside of him. Cedric 08:12, 31 August 2007 (EDT)

The only girl at least. I dunno. Did you ever see him around Saint? --Marley 08:18, 31 August 2007 (EDT)

The Magic Was Inside Him All Along

oh hai, iz for u (click plz) Chris 10:54, 31 August 2007 (EDT)

Ahahahahahahahaha --Marley 11:13, 31 August 2007 (EDT)

ARSON FTW

That was an awesome PRP, Marley! You and the cast win Awesome Points. Action, drama, and lulz in one package! --Chris 13:31, 31 August 2007 (EDT)

Marlup

Awwwwwwwwww. And LOLZ. However, the term "marlup" makes me imagine some sort of exercise. Like a really hardcore pullup. --Chris 09:49, 5 September 2007 (EDT)

Everyone she glares at is too tall! I'm also uncreative when it comes to naming pictures :( --Marley 11:09, 5 September 2007 (EDT)

Alona Tal? More like Alona Short! amirite?! Cedric 11:20, 5 September 2007 (EDT)

DIAF ok --Marley 11:25, 5 September 2007 (EDT)

She should take a moment to, say, step on top of a milk crate before glaring. ^^ That'd be extra-fierce. The picture/caption is so cute, though. --Chris 11:35, 5 September 2007 (EDT)

I've done a scientific comparison between Marlup.jpg and a test image with a known Cuteness Level. Results. --Chris 11:54, 5 September 2007 (EDT)
Further analysis available here. --Chris 12:07, 5 September 2007 (EDT)

God dammit. NO! --Marley 12:31, 5 September 2007 (EDT)

Gunbunny ^^

She is. Take that. TAKE THAT. --Chris 16:54, 7 September 2007 (EDT)

Marley's Motivation

Danger! Danger! Makeout imminent!

Marley and Tim: Makeout Imminent

Don't talk to me. Don't fucking look at me. Because if you do I will find a sight into your fucking dorm room, and I will shoot you in the fucking head. Got it?
> run marley_interpret.exe
> ...
> Translation: "Do me Tim, do me now!"


All you are is a manifestation of spite and anger and unhappiness and pain and you get so blinded by your own misery that you have to inflict all of that shit on other people every fucking chance you get.
> run tim_interpet.exe
> ...
> Translation: "MARLEY I WANT YOU SO BAD."

--Amy

Might wanna sue Babelfish for that shitty translation software :( Cedric 01:08, 1 January 2008 (EST)

Are you sure Amy's not getting all of her translation modules from like the OC or perhaps All My Children? Marley 01:13, 1 January 2008 (EST)

I hope so, because Marley/Tim would be wrong and make kittens cry. Russian Blue kittens. --Amy

Your original reply was funnier :( Marley 02:47, 1 January 2008 (EST)

Reposted: I think Amy is absolutely correct. She should probably warn Sean that he may experience sexile in the near future, which may negatively impact his sleep schedule, and in turn his health and/or happiness. The epilogue to that scene was definitely Marley coming back with a gun, Tim wrestling it away, and them de-clothing each other shortly thereafter. :( Which is so gross. --Amy

lollerskates

http://devilshire.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1534

I never really thought I'd see Judith Devlin telling someone she was concerned that they were getting a little creepy. --Chris 04:19, 4 January 2008 (EST)

Marley has many talents. Being creepy is only one of them. Marley 08:10, 4 January 2008 (EST)

...she can do this thing with her tongue... Cedric 08:25, 4 January 2008 (EST)

(the 'thing' is pulling the pin of a grenade :( ) Cedric 08:25, 4 January 2008 (EST)

Mad Photoshopping Skillz

(Tim) "My creation ... she is flawless." --Chris 05:20, 2 July 2008 (EDT)